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☠︎ REGISTRATION IS LIVE ☠︎
INHEAL DEATH ___ EXHALE SPRING
Saturday 5/24. 6:66 am.
Stravalava: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1096326/group_events/2002262
DEATH IN SPRING
—a communion of breath and bone—
5K ULTRA +++ 2-HOUR TRIAL OF ASCENT
One celestial loop. Repeat as summoned.
(600–900 ft of climbing per rising through root, ash, and thorn)
THE EARTH IS FOR EVERYONE.
Step forward. Toe the line where wild meets ruin. This is not blessed. No sanction. No safety net. The trail belongs to the deer, the crow, and the dying light. The trails are alive—shared by humans, beasts, and ghosts alike. Respect the land. Protect yourself. Show kindness to all who wander here. Tread with reverence. Carry your own salvation.
Flat-earth shoes are heresy. Leave them in your crypt.
Bring what you need—water, salt, sorrow.
Your chair is your sanctuary. The start, the finish, the altar. Gather with fellow humans. Speak with few words. Linger in the gloom.
+++ more will emerge from the horizon +++
hang out with our friends + + +
yoga flowtations by JB Yoga
muscle exorcisms, swag and more TBA
Preview Runs Wednesday Mornings @ 6:16 AM in May.
By signing your soul to this run, you accept the risks of the mortal coil and vow not to haunt us with lawsuits.
Please limit 1 shirt per order. If registering another human, please create a separate order.
Shirt Specs +++ THIS IS OVERSIZED FIT CHECK DIMENSIONS
This t-shirt features a unique snow wash effect, giving it a vintage and distressed look that will make you stand out from the crowd. The 100% cotton fabric gives the tee a sturdy construction and a soft and comfortable feel, making it a pleasure to wear all day long. Available in a range of colors, from classic earth tones to bold and vibrant hues, the tee allows you to express your personal style and make a statement.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
Washed effect
100% cotton
14 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 285g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
NO REFUNDS, RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.
☠︎ REGISTRATION IS LIVE ☠︎
INHEAL DEATH ___ EXHALE SPRING
Saturday 5/24. 6:66 am.
Stravalava: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1096326/group_events/2002262
DEATH IN SPRING
—a communion of breath and bone—
5K ULTRA +++ 2-HOUR TRIAL OF ASCENT
One celestial loop. Repeat as summoned.
(600–900 ft of climbing per rising through root, ash, and thorn)
THE EARTH IS FOR EVERYONE.
Step forward. Toe the line where wild meets ruin. This is not blessed. No sanction. No safety net. The trail belongs to the deer, the crow, and the dying light. The trails are alive—shared by humans, beasts, and ghosts alike. Respect the land. Protect yourself. Show kindness to all who wander here. Tread with reverence. Carry your own salvation.
Flat-earth shoes are heresy. Leave them in your crypt.
Bring what you need—water, salt, sorrow.
Your chair is your sanctuary. The start, the finish, the altar. Gather with fellow humans. Speak with few words. Linger in the gloom.
+++ more will emerge from the horizon +++
hang out with our friends + + +
yoga flowtations by JB Yoga
muscle exorcisms, swag and more TBA
Preview Runs Wednesday Mornings @ 6:16 AM in May.
By signing your soul to this run, you accept the risks of the mortal coil and vow not to haunt us with lawsuits.
Please limit 1 shirt per order. If registering another human, please create a separate order.
Shirt Specs +++ THIS IS OVERSIZED FIT CHECK DIMENSIONS
This t-shirt features a unique snow wash effect, giving it a vintage and distressed look that will make you stand out from the crowd. The 100% cotton fabric gives the tee a sturdy construction and a soft and comfortable feel, making it a pleasure to wear all day long. Available in a range of colors, from classic earth tones to bold and vibrant hues, the tee allows you to express your personal style and make a statement.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
Washed effect
100% cotton
14 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 285g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
NO REFUNDS, RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.
☠︎ REGISTRATION IS LIVE ☠︎
INHEAL DEATH ___ EXHALE SPRING
Saturday 5/24. 6:66 am.
Stravalava: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1096326/group_events/2002262
DEATH IN SPRING
—a communion of breath and bone—
5K ULTRA +++ 2-HOUR TRIAL OF ASCENT
One celestial loop. Repeat as summoned.
(600–900 ft of climbing per rising through root, ash, and thorn)
THE EARTH IS FOR EVERYONE.
Step forward. Toe the line where wild meets ruin. This is not blessed. No sanction. No safety net. The trail belongs to the deer, the crow, and the dying light. The trails are alive—shared by humans, beasts, and ghosts alike. Respect the land. Protect yourself. Show kindness to all who wander here. Tread with reverence. Carry your own salvation.
Flat-earth shoes are heresy. Leave them in your crypt.
Bring what you need—water, salt, sorrow.
Your chair is your sanctuary. The start, the finish, the altar. Gather with fellow humans. Speak with few words. Linger in the gloom.
+++ more will emerge from the horizon +++
hang out with our friends + + +
yoga flowtations by JB Yoga
muscle exorcisms, swag and more TBA
Preview Runs Wednesday Mornings @ 6:16 AM in May.
By signing your soul to this run, you accept the risks of the mortal coil and vow not to haunt us with lawsuits.
Please limit 1 shirt per order. If registering another human, please create a separate order.
Shirt Specs +++ THIS IS OVERSIZED FIT CHECK DIMENSIONS
This t-shirt features a unique snow wash effect, giving it a vintage and distressed look that will make you stand out from the crowd. The 100% cotton fabric gives the tee a sturdy construction and a soft and comfortable feel, making it a pleasure to wear all day long. Available in a range of colors, from classic earth tones to bold and vibrant hues, the tee allows you to express your personal style and make a statement.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
Washed effect
100% cotton
14 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 285g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
NO REFUNDS, RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.